Oh how he vexes me so

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I guess I should make an introductory post for mobile users (to pin to my blog.) My about page is here, and my links to all of the archived screenshots from A Mermaid’s Tale are here (the coding is not pretty, but I have other things to worry about.) I will likely post in bursts- you may see me posting frequently for a short period and then disappear for a longer period of time. This is normal for me as a disabled person with chronic fatigue with lots of thoughts I want to get out when I have the ability. If it gets to be overbearing when I am here, I apologize.

I don’t do Ovenbreak. The recent Yogurca update with Peppercorn cookie was the last straw, though I left the game far before then. I made this blog originally as a place to host an analysis essay for A Mermaid’s Tale. I fully intend to post it if I finish it, but I am taking my time with it as it is important I am clear and thorough. I can be quick to post and talk, so if things don’t make sense or seem jumbled, please be aware my brain does not always function as it should. Please communicate with me if you have a concern of any kind through whatever means is available at the time. I may periodically open and close my inbox. Please understand.

All cookie run kingdom posts will be tagged with #cookie run kingdom, all cookie run kingdom related reblogs will be tagged with #crk reblogs, and all reblogs not related to cookie run kingdom will be tagged with #non-related reblog tag. I have also enacted a COVID tag for COVID posts. I do not have tags for posts I don’t put in the main tag yet.

That’s all! Enjoy your stay.

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Anonymous asked:

I should do the same thing actually. Thank you for the idea Loyster. I will make my own Golden Cheese merch. I hope it will look great 😂

Do you hope to see more of Golden Cheese in Beast Yeast? Not just 5 lines or something like in the beginning of the game. Like an actual presence?

I hope to see more Golden Cheese everywhere. Things I’m hoping for Golden Cheese:

  • An exploration of the founding of her kingdom
  • An exploration of her past BEFORE founding her kingdom
  • An exploration of her friendships with both her subjects and the other ancients, as a group and as individuals
  • Getting to see what choices she’ll make now that she has the freedom to go out and do things for herself instead of being tied down to her kingdom (of her own will, of course,) and how she feels about this freedom (or, rather, how she copes with it)
  • Getting to see how she feels about White Lily being Dark Enchantress, given everything that’s happened to her and her kingdom because of Dark Enchantress
  • How she would react to being given a gift in canon. I want to know what it was like for her to get her first gift that she didn’t expect someone to give her. How did this change her?
  • What Golden Cheese is willing to do now that she thinks the entire world is worthy of being her treasure
  • Golden Cheese visiting around the other kingdoms given she has easy transportation

Basically, everything

mtcenarius asked:

Rainworld is in my queue to play after MITMH 2024 prep is complete. For now it's clean testsolve after clean testsolve.

Keep skybristle in mind after you play it because The Artwork is SO immaculate actually. I hope the testsolves continue to go well! I hope my first attempt at it after everything is said and done doesn’t take me a year, but I’m bad at puzzles. Takes practice so it’s my own fault

Anonymous asked:

Where is the Golden Cheese merch. I want a Keychain of the Golden Sovereign

I think they opened up another store but Devsis isn’t getting anymore of my money than they need from me. I’ve honestly been planning to get into bookbinding and leatherworking and make myself a Pure Vanilla inspired leather journal or sketchbook with as many pages as I want so that I can have a huge magical tome. We should start doing things like that again

skybristle asked:

so crazy to watch this fandoms insane shit when ive receeded from it so much. like. ya'll live like this? [i lived like this for like 2 years before escaping to a niche hyperfixation /lh]

Hello rainworld enjoyer. Anyone who hasn’t seen sky’s recent rainworld art that likes rainworld, you should go check it out- it’s really good.

I think the worst part of it is like. Half of the drama Cookie Run’s fandom has experienced could be avoided if people didn’t blow everything out of proportion and actually talked to each other like normal people instead of taking two words out of someone’s entire point and running with it, but then you have shit like this. On the other hand, there’s so much shit buried that doesn’t even become drama that I’m surprised hasn’t been pushed out of fandom spaces yet.

‘We don’t know Moonlight’s feelings about Sea Fairy, so SeaMoon isn’t necessarily canon, even if Sea Fairy’s feelings are real’ before Kingdom did anything with their relationship should not have had so many people screaming lesbophobia and shouldn’t have incurred drama, but as far as I know, the AU someone made where they made Dark Cacao a filipino mythological monkey creature got no attention. Why. Why the fuck.

I don’t trust callout posts either because I remember when a callout post came out for someone and then it… failed to actually give proper examples of what it wanted to call out when there were numerous ACTUALLY good pieces of evidence for what they were trying to say and ended up using things that were actually okay for a good chunk of the post, and yet people still fucking fell for it. The person who ended up getting called out had like ONE good argument to make with excellent points about one thing and… they ended up digging their own grave with that instead of the numerous other things they did. That’s just Twitterbrained shit at work but that’s the moment that really sealed the deal for Twitter for me.

Anonymous asked:

As a POC it makes me sad to see people light wash the darker toned cookies. Especially with Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao. Golden Cheese is my absolute fav, and to see people portray her different like that? Absolutely appalling to me.

I have not seen a single lightwash Dark Choco though, huh.

Clearly you are not a Twitter user. There are so many good reasons to block 90% of Cookie Run Twitter, such as:

  • Radfem circles
  • People accusing Lord Oyster of horrible atrocities he did not commit, such as sexual assault and human trafficking
  • Exclusionists (see: radfem circles)
  • Dark Cacao centered racism. Take your pick! Pretty much every negative black stereotype has been painted onto this man, people accusing him of being a cult leader, someone making an AU where he was a filipino mythological monkey creature (I don’t even know if I could find that one to show you and I HOPE it’s gone,) tweets from a specific Twitter user that varied from ‘if Affogato doesn’t give him meds he’ll turn psychotic and be abusive and destructive’ to 'if he ever met Espresso he’d beat the shit out of him,’ lightwashing him, whitewashing him, hypersexualizing him, making him violent and aggressive, etc. I haven’t even touched a third of what I have encountered with Dark Cacao
  • People making Hollyberry skinny for no fucking reason
  • Incest and pedophilia popping in where you least expect it
  • Lack of WLW with a good chunk of the WLW being in radfem circles or some fucked up shit like Latte and Cream Puff, which is pedophilia
  • Somehow half the WLW enjoyers are misogynists
  • Lightwashing Moonlight when not in WLW circles
  • People being so weirdly polar about White Lily in either direction it’s starting to get uncomfortable
  • Dark Enchantress deniers
  • Almost no Golden Cheese and most of the Golden Cheese fanart being lightwashed
  • I don’t trust people with Pure Vanilla either

I don’t go to Cookie Run Twitter anymore. I don’t look there. The general rule of thumb is that if you see Dark Cacao on someone’s page, you need to start scouring it for literally fucking anything. You’ll find something somewhere

Anonymous asked:

Why is DC whitewashed? I think they left Golden Cheese alone, but they changed Dark Cacao? What have they done to him? NO ONE deserves this, I think there's a artist on Twitter who did something similar to Golden Cheese iirc

He’s still Korean, so technically it’s lightwashed and not whitewashed, but can you see why I got it confused? He’s the lightest one of the group! Hollyberry got lightwashed too, I think Pure Vanilla’s skintone got slightly yellowed, there was Harby Porber in the Cookie Run tags in the year 2023, like the whole thing is a mess.

Twitter is just like that. You’ll see like half the fanart for the ancients be whitewashing or lightwashing and they’ll go ‘it’s just cookie dough!’ like okay so what if it is? Why do you care what color the dough is? Why are you lightening it? Perhaps you are telling on yourself via your actions that you have a clear bias as to whether or not they should be the color they originally were, putting personal attachment and importance in cookie dough, and thus making it more than just cookie dough. The argument of 'it’s just cookie dough’ is the exact same shit as 'it’s just a joke’ no it’s not, you’re saying that because you don’t want flack for your shit.

Edit: Actually I think the easiest way to fight this argument is bringing up Dark Choco’s human appearance in Romance Kingdom. Was his skin lightened? No? Then it’s not just cookie dough. That’s their skintone, and if they can keep Dark Choco black and Korean, you can keep Dark Cacao black and Korean.

Anonymous asked:

Of course with credit. Sorry for not mentioning it prior in my first ask. I would never send fan-art if I do not know the artist.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123323013681643580/1187409093720281158/20231221145649.png?ex=6596c7e4&is=658452e4&hm=410ce439867f2d8921beb0363acf2a049c2810959c5f42c19e93e6fb2135f0cf&

Made by golden_cheese_spear on Discord! Please, and thank you.

Yall. Imagine the possibilities. We can get something like this, man I might pass out. Give Golden Cheese the opportunity to give her a Legendary costume JUST ONCE.

This is really sick and she’s so pretty. Did they post it anywhere on a blog? They should if they haven’t, I’d love to reblog it

mtcenarius asked:

that is devastating, as i was planning to send another tip to pitayadragoncookie in january, after mitmh 2024. now those hopes are dashed :(

I know, I really hope they’re doing okay. I didn’t always agree with their stuff but they posted certified bangers and they were the strongest lesbian roguefort soldier I’ve ever known. Now who’s going to be the only person I can handle seeing the word ‘yuri’ from

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Oh btw as an update to the whole Hogwarts AU lightwashing situation, the old url was mozachedda. They deactivated but look at what they did to him. Like no hate but how the fuck do you even justify that. The URL is familiar, I think they ended up following me before I blocked them

Anonymous asked:

We did not wait 2 1/2 years for Golden Cheese for nothing. She did not lose 90% of her kingdom for nothing. The other 10% being the Cheesebirds.

#GoldenCheeseSweep

Lord Oyster, put your faith in me to get Golden Cheese back where she belongs. We must have faith

"Victory is the only possible outcome for me." - Golden Cheese Cookie

The only person I put my trust in is my brother but I know you’ll do what you need to do. Whatever the outcome, she’s getting like 13 costumes in my brain

Anonymous asked:

Timekeeper was not in the vote this year, they just weren't included in the roster iirc

I know, I just found out. You know they did that on purpose so other cookies could win, I remember when Blue Lily came out people had to fight tooth and nail to get someone to win over Timekeeper and they could unite over Dysfunctional Lesbian of the Year. I don’t remember if she won but I know she top placed

Anonymous asked:

Me and my boyfriend were talking about COTY before and we agreed that Golden Cheese would SWEEP.

wtf happened people she went from 2nd to 3rd. We was doing so well, put her back please 😭

What I am SAYING… like how is this happening? They really need separate competitions because I think Black Pearl earned her placing but she does not need another legendary costume